Icon credit: @deafmic

Betcha don't know what that means.

Jess, she/her

 

randomingoftherandomness:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

alessofio:

chloeniccole:

alessofio:

why are women who use a bow and arrow inherently attractive to all gay women?? I’m not complaining just curious like every wuhluhwuh i know fancied Susan from narnia like why is the gay hivemind focused on this

The implication of strong arms

god ur so right

also: Artemis made a Very big impression on gay woman culture 

Also also, re: finger dexterity

(Source: svpho)

toastpotent:

HOUSE MD

*in the clinic for BORING patients*

Male Patient: “Doctor PLEASE something is wrong with my wife she has had a headache for 15 minutes and her finger HURTS!”

His Wife: “Yeah 😣”

House: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* “Sir have you realized that your wife is cheating on you yet lol”

Patients: “Waht?? Whadda hell! Pardon? Sir!??”

Cuddy: “HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!”

House: *pops 32 pills* “Epic Style

alyruko:
“New print for ALA ✨ ❄️ Maybe one day I’ll have bnha art for every season
”

alyruko:

New print for ALA  ✨ ❄️ Maybe one day I’ll have bnha art for every season

s-kinnaly:

A late Christmas/New Years present for the lovely talented @figmentforms . Thank you so much for making the awesome zelgan comic I love and adore!! It’s always a treat to see it once a week and seeing where the couple would go through the story! :D Hope you like it! :D

Here’s is the couple Zelgan, with Rinku and baby Covarog :3 

Rinku belongs to @figmentforms :3 

Anonymous asked
youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

zinnia-apologist:

gendergenius:

boppinrockin:

i am on the FLOOR

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

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i-am-already-panicking:

mangokitkats:

solanastera:

plummyplums:

shock:

shock:

Do you all want to see a puppy that was so fucking hugelarge his mom had to get a C-section only specifically because of this puppy

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big baby!!!

My child.

My friend’s dog had the same happen. They were supposed to have 4 puppies, they got one single puppy the size of 4 newborns bc he absorbed his siblings before they were fully developed. They named him Pangea.

They Named Him Pangea